Wait, he lost TWO straits?

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Your teenager is out for a bike ride and comes home with no bike. Where'd your bike go? They lost it. Oh well buy a new bike and tell them not to lose this one.

He lost another bike. Should we stop buying him bikes?

Yikes. Now do the same math but with geographically-important bodies of water that carry billions of dollars in global trade every day. I don't even know how many more straits exist in the whole world for him to lose.

https://www.theatlantic.com/international/2026/09/trump-iran-houthis-yemen/688592/

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The Red Sea is far more important though because of Suez. The last time Muslims tried to block Suez Europe sent boots on the ground.

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@wildgrass said
Your teenager is out for a bike ride and comes home with no bike. Where'd your bike go? They lost it. Oh well buy a new bike and tell them not to lose this one.

He lost another bike. Should we stop buying him bikes?

Yikes. Now do the same math but with geographically-important bodies of water that carry billions of dollars in global trade every day. I don't even know ...[text shortened]... r him to lose.

https://www.theatlantic.com/international/2026/09/trump-iran-houthis-yemen/688592/

My good friend, Mister Wild.

Those 2 straits were never American posessions to lose in the first place.

wildgrass

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@Earl-of-Trumps said
My good friend, Mister Wild.

Those 2 straits were never American posessions to lose in the first place.

To put a finer point on it: Both of the straits are closed to commercial ships as a direct result of poor decisions made by the executive branch of the US government.

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@wildgrass said
Your teenager is out for a bike ride and comes home with no bike. Where'd your bike go? They lost it. Oh well buy a new bike and tell them not to lose this one.

He lost another bike. Should we stop buying him bikes?

Yikes. Now do the same math but with geographically-important bodies of water that carry billions of dollars in global trade every day. I don't even know ...[text shortened]... r him to lose.

https://www.theatlantic.com/international/2026/09/trump-iran-houthis-yemen/688592/

I found the bike…

https://nypost.com/2022/06/18/joe-biden-falls-off-bike-riding-near-delaware-beach-home/

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@Mott-The-Hoople said
I found the bike…

https://nypost.com/2022/06/18/joe-biden-falls-off-bike-riding-near-delaware-beach-home/

Remember when Obama wore a tan suit that one time?

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@Earl-of-Trumps said
My good friend, Mister Wild.

Those 2 straits were never American posessions to lose in the first place.

Their closure is a direct result of Trump's foreign policy blunders.

He did not have to enter the game with aircraft carriers, it was a war of choice. And now he discovers he doesn't hold the cards.

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@moonbus said
Their closure is a direct result of Trump's foreign policy blunders.

He did not have to enter the game with aircraft carriers, it was a war of choice. And now he discovers he doesn't hold the cards.

Moonbus, now you are talking about his policy in the ME, to which I heartily agree, he never should have started a war there.

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@Mott-The-Hoople said
I found the bike…

https://nypost.com/2022/06/18/joe-biden-falls-off-bike-riding-near-delaware-beach-home/

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@Earl-of-Trumps said
Moonbus, now you are talking about his policy in the ME, to which I heartily agree, he never should have started a war there.

So, do you agree that the world's economies are plunged into turmoil because two Straits are closed which, but for his stupidity, would still be open? Yes or no.

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@Earl-of-Trumps said
My good friend, Mister Wild.

Those 2 straits were never American posessions to lose in the first place.

Last thing I herad that the US president was renaming the strait of Hormuz the "Strait of America".

And from the current US governemnet website: https://www.whitehouse.gov/releases/2026/08/president-trump-was-right-america-controls-the-strait-of-hormuz/

The USA is in full control, so fake news.

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@Mott-The-Hoople said
I found the bike…

https://nypost.com/2022/06/18/joe-biden-falls-off-bike-riding-near-delaware-beach-home/

Lolz y'all lost the plot, picking on Biden for this stuff while the other guy burns the world.

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Smoking in bed and set the house on fire: tries to put the fire out with a bucket, but the bucket has a hole in it. Blame the neighbor’s cat. Trump’s administration in a nutshell.