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@moonbus saidWell if revelling in it means what I endured…no more of that, revelling, for me. Not even New Year’s Eve.😲
Oh heck no, you don't suffer from it, Stees. You revel in it!
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@Great-Big-Stees saidMy armchair psychologist idea of the manopause is its caused by several huge life and physiological changes all happening around the same time causing a sudden lack of identity...i call it the floppy willy theory. it begins with a sudden increase in urination and ends with the devistating realisation one day that 99.9% of fertile women do not see you as a viable sexual partner.
My wife suggested, years ago, that I might be suffering from manopause. Thinking that might be true I thought I’d talk to my GP. He sent me to a colleague of his who “specialized” in it. He, the specialist, had me lie down on a couch, asked some questions about my relationship with my mother, all the while taking notes.
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My armchair psychologist idea of the manopause is its caused by several huge life and physiological changes all happening around the same time causing a sudden lack of identity...i call it the floppy willy theory. it begins with a sudden increase in urination and ends with the devistating realisation one day that 99.9% of fertile women do not see you as a viable sexual partner.
A flicker of hope.
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@Ghost-of-a-Duke saidOr, as I often say…glass half full. There’s, also, it ain’t over, till it’s over.👍
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A flicker of hope.
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@Torunn saidI do not offer treatment. I offer a diagnosis. Whether, and how, you treat it is your business.
Will I get both treatments for 1200 pounds? And do they come with warranty?
There is a 50% discount on absolution, if you go for a diagnosis.
There is also a 30% discount for complex diagnoses, or for multiple-personality schizophrenias.
Your dog can be diagnosed co-dependent for free.
My diagnoses are unconditionally guaranteed to be sickening.
@Sprogladog saidWait'll you get to the "99.99% who see you as having a permanent catheter" stage ...
My armchair psychologist idea of the manopause is its caused by several huge life and physiological changes all happening around the same time causing a sudden lack of identity...i call it the floppy willy theory. it begins with a sudden increase in urination and ends with the devistating realisation one day that 99.9% of fertile women do not see you as a viable sexual partner.
that's when all hope fails.
(Speaking for a friend.)
@Ghost-of-a-Duke saidBeing the mindful, law abiding individual you are, I am sure you applied for and obtained all of the proper permits required to install permanent additions onto the home. Following through with that, I am sure you had the inspector come out and determine whether you little project passed muster with the local codes. Once all of that has been accomplished, THEN it is time to accept congratulations. Otherwise, you are nothing more than a common criminal trying to put it to the man.
My wife and I just spent the best part of the day building a box to go around the pipes below the boiler. (Am on AL this week). - Wooden frame with a gold metal front and sides that folded beautifully around the frame. (Has a patterned series of holes through the metal sheet, so had to put an oblique fabric behind the metal to ensure the pipework wasn't visible).
W ...[text shortened]... estion the best thing we have ever built (through improvisation).
Where do we collect the award?
@Ghost-of-a-Duke saidThe bedroom doesn’t sound a good place. My son had his moved from the kitchen into the garage
Thank you kindly.
A boiler in the bathroom is never ideal. (We almost bought a property , while looking for our current one) that had the boiler in the main bedroom. - Dive talked us out of buying it. 🙂
which is ideal though they can be prone to theft so the garage has to stay locked.
So where is yours?
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@moonbus saidCould you diagnose me with the imaginary - Studium insulsae disputationis disorder please...i believe its an addiction to stupid debates.
For the nominal sum of 1200 pounds, I could be induced to diagnose any ailment you may require, as I am a certified specialist in imaginary diseases.
If you require absolution as well, I will have know that I am a Cardinal in the Universal Life Church of Salinas, a tax-exempt non-denominational spiritual institution of some repute.