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Cuffed round the ear {when a scallywag is pinching apples from your orchard}


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Cuffs {what the SWAT team put you in after reading your FB posts}


@the-gravedigger said
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Cuffed round the ear {when a scallywag is pinching apples from your orchard}
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Carted

"After being cuffed round the ear for pinching apples from your orchard, the scallywag ought to be carted off to Australia."


@the-gravedigger said
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Cuffs {what the SWAT team put you in after reading your FB posts}
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Cuffs

Cuffs will be used if the erotigram is delivered at home but not at a pub where a pair of black tights will be used instead.



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Coffins {'All this green funeral nonsense is just so the greedy relatives only have to spend £$20 on a cardboard coffin.' 'Yes greedy sh****'.}


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Chuds

As in:

Pauline: "Nowadays, there are chuds everywhere."

Althea: "What are chuds?"

Pauline: "They're the ones who are everywhere."



-Removed-
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Delight…as in the afternoon variety.👍


D

Dodecagontosaurus

Definition: a 12-sided dinosaur


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Dudley Moore

Far more potty-mouthed than Ernie Wise or Ronnie Corbett.

See also: Peter Cook, Eric Morecombe, Ronnie Barker.


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Dangling dugong and dik-dik, the

Note: found on page 457 of the Karma Sutra

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De Schoennehough, St. John

Pronounced: Sinjen Deshew

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Dogton

Town in Essex between Romford and Dagenham

Fun fact: it was in a layby on the A313 from Dogton to Dunging that dogging was invented.


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Drop dead gorgeous

As in: "It's only women who want to reduce public spending, taxes, and the spread of the Estuarine accent who find Boris Johnson drop dead gorgeous."