thoughts that keep me awake at night

After some reflection, it seems I don't really have any thoughts that keep me up at night. Should I be concerned about that? Or am I being unmutual?

not a single thought
but an amalgam of jumbled neurotic flashes
self reflection is not extricating my consciousness from the mire
sleep
sleep
perchance to dream
and yet i am awake and anxious

i hope it was a dream
otherwise
that hallucination was intense

i used a new gps app called "As The Plot Thickens" to find very old markers inna cemetery
i felt lil tiny hairs on my neck raise as it announced firmly,
"you have reached yer destination"

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speaking civilly to a corporate shill
i made the mistake of answering the phone
"we've sent yer account to collections" she said
i let fly my sexiest moan
i asked her for a date on saturday night
over fiber optics i heard her blush
"no way i'm going to date a deadbeat"
even as her resolve turned to mush
i gotta go do some laundry now
i'll need clean jeans when i get to her place
cuz she's got no clue that i'm coming to her
and i'd like to convince her that i'm not a headcase

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whaddya figure my chances are?

50% zero

50% one percent

0% less than zero

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let's build a nuclear reactor on the moon
what could possibly go wrong?
texas cain't even keep the lights on at home
guess i just go and hit the bong

Well I might ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin' in the moon-lighty night
And then I'd get a cuppa coffee and give my foot a push
Just me and the pygmy pony over by the dental floss bush
And then I might just jump back on
And ride like a cowboy into the dawn to Montana

~ Frank Zappa

bizarro world occurrences keep me awake at night
for the last three days my clothes dryer has been gifting me socks that i haven't yet lost
isn't it supposed to work the other way around?
i didn't mention it earlier because these are some really really nice socks
and they're in pairs
so i've been conflicted about what to do, if anything
i mean, if the universe wants to give me socks, who am i to complain?

then it escalated
this afternoon the dryer gave me two pairs of brand new socks and a lovely matching set of lace bra and panties
i ain't had a woman in this shack in four years

i'm gettin set up ain't i?

i was dreaming last night
which is an indicator of sleep, and that i was NOT awake
i dreamt i obtained thru means a collection of "final coffin nails"
it was a lot of digging, but the collection should prove profitable

Horses with fringes.

Frogs with fangs.

Foxy Ladies