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@PuzZuLz said
They used to call me Rip the Grip 💪

I was 3.
Not Rimp the Gimp?

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@PuzZuLz said
Readers should note that the thread title is offensive to the wannabe tough gal Suzianne who imposed herself into my discussion with David.
Your "Tough-Guy-O-Rama" is like New Year's Eve when the amateurs come out.

Or April Fools' Day in boys' school.

Even all that testosterone ain't helping.

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@PuzZuLz said
Definitely the words of someone who isn't tough.
Hypocrite.

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@PuzZuLz said

easy material for Ghost and Rookie to make jokes
tied to the whippin post

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@Sprogladog said
Damn right..although i like mine with coconut cream, pineapple juice and a little umbrella.
I love a bit of Malibu; maybe not a pint though.

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@Suzianne said
Not Rimp the Gimp?
You're kinda on a roll today with the funnies huh? 😄

Scorn Mode in the shop for upgrades?

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@rookie54 said
tied to the whippin post
the struggle is real 🙁

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@PuzZuLz said
You're kinda on a roll today with the funnies huh? 😄

Scorn Mode in the shop for upgrades?
Don't beg trouble.

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@diver said
I love a bit of Malibu; maybe not a pint though.
Bah, Malibu is what you put IN a glass of rum.

It's like 40 proof.

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@Sprogladog said
Im so tough i dance like nobody is watching every time all the time!!
Yeah, my gerbil does that, too, even when he knows I'm watching.

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@moonbus said
Yeah, my gerbil does that, too, even when he knows I'm watching.
If your gerbil wants a dance off im ready aaaannny time.

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Its saturday night uk time. for those of you across thr pond this is prime time british tough guy time. we gather in large numbers outdide s kenab shop then the mega alpha wipes away the last of his coke from his nose, downs a redbull and asks the ancient challenge "are you looking at my bird"

the wuestion is though....are you actuslly looking at my bird?

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@Sprogladog said
Its saturday night uk time. for those of you across thr pond this is prime time british tough guy time. we gather in large numbers outdide s kenab shop then the mega alpha wipes away the last of his coke from his nose, downs a redbull and asks the ancient challenge "are you looking at my bird"

the wuestion is though....are you actuslly looking at my bird?
Yeah, I am, and it’s not big enough to make a bulge in those knickers you’re wearing.

What are you gonna do about it? Better drink another Red Bull before you answer.

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@moonbus said
Yeah, I am, and it’s not big enough to make a bulge in those knickers you’re wearing.

What are you gonna do about it? Better drink another Red Bull before you answer.
I dont blame you...she is currently at the peak of her fake tan cycle, her new lashes are 12inches, her boobs are 95% petroleum jelly and her thong is like a cheese cutter splitting her from crotch to lip filler...........every mans dream,

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@Sprogladog said
I dont blame you...she is currently at the peak of her fake tan cycle, her new lashes are 12inches, her boobs are 95% petroleum jelly and her thong is like a cheese cutter splitting her from crotch to lip filler...........every mans dream,
Not mine, sorry