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@Sprogladog saidMy bird got tattoos.
I dont blame you...she is currently at the peak of her fake tan cycle, her new lashes are 12inches, her boobs are 95% petroleum jelly and her thong is like a cheese cutter splitting her from crotch to lip filler...........every mans dream,
On her lips.
... her other lips.
On the inside.
You'll never see them. That bird ditched me for a twat on a moped.
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@moonbus saidGreat moped though, i still ride it occasionally.
My bird got tattoos.
On her lips.
... her other lips.
On the inside.
You'll never see them. That bird ditched me for a twat on a moped.
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@Sprogladog saidYou're the twat she rode off with ?
Great moped though, i still ride it occasionally.
No matter. I'm still married to her successor. You know, the one with the panzer division and no tattoos ....